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Monday, September 05, 2016

Joro Olumofin - How to spot a Husband Material.

Relationship counselor and psychologist Joro Olumofin gave ridiculous list on how to spot a wife material last week. Today, he presents to you how to spot a husband material (HM) .
1 Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is a HM

2 Any guy whose whatsapp doesn't show blue tick when a message comes in is not a HM

3 Any guy who crashes weddings or attends too many weddings is not a HM

4 If he runs after instagram celebs, plastics girls with 25 inch Brazilian hair, 4 inch nails who have 1berry,cherry,Barbie,Velvet,doll" as their IG name hes not a HM

5 If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he's a HM

6 Any guy who shares an apartment with more than 2 other guys is not a HM

7 Any guy who his phone is constantly on silent 24/7. No ringer or vibration is not HM

8 If he doesn't have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he's not HM

9 Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM

10 Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM

11 He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain

12 If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM

13 If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he's a HM

14 If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not a HM

15 If he can't knot a tie or owns at least 5 suits he's not a HM

16 If he has more than 6 bank accounts he's not a HM

17 If he doesn't condone unplanned visit to his place he's not HM

18 If he has been to moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he's not a HM

19 Any guy who is owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush is not HM

20 If he's willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he's a HM

21 If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he's not a HM

22 If he always has a table at the club every Friday he's not HM

23 If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he's not HM

24 If he asks you to borrow him less than 20k he's not HM

25 If he takes you to the cinema and doesn't buy ordinary pop corn he's not HM

26 Any guy who doesn't have a single Christian song on his phone is not HM

27 If he talks negatively about his ex he's not a HM

28 If he's above 35 and has not committed he's a chronic player not a HM

Do you agree with this list?


  1. Now, i think this guy is just playing with Nigerians and wanting to see their comments. If going by what he wrote, even himself knows he doesnt qualify to be a husband to even the most uneducated woman on earth.

    Probably nothing else to say on his blog. E de happen at times.

  2. Something is seriously wrong with Joro. He needs psychological help.


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