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Friday, September 02, 2016

Joro Olumofin - How to spot a wife material.

Quite an interesting list.


1. She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service

2. Selflessness ( Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare)

3. She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body count

4. Luxury Lifestyle is not Primary to her

5. She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

6.  She has remedy for your flaws ( smoking, drinking)

7. Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe, ibafo)

8. She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

9. Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her 🔟 She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

11. She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull")

12. She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

13. She is willing to fly economic class

14. She doesn't have to do an A list wedding.. (She is content with a budget wedding)

15. Family means a lot to her

16. She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

17. She doesn't have more than 2 phones

18. She doesn't care about the color of your passport

19. She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

20. She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong, banga & starch)

21. She has not been involved in any social media drama

22. She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

23. She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

24. She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

25. She won't have sex on the first date

26. If you're dating she should call your mom at least once a week

27. She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

28. She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup ??)
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Do you agree?

6 comments:

  1. No, some of them are totally off point.. Why must it be only women all the time, what of the men?

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    1. I wonder why it is only women too. I agree, most of them are totally off point.

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    1. I can't agree to the nonsense list. Tueh...lol

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  3. I don't agree. Joro does not have sense.

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  4. Hahahahaha!
    I want to believe this is a joke.

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