Monday, January 16, 2017

How To Find A Wife In 3Months.

  • 1. Women who are not Celibate ( Most Celibate women have had sex with more than 50 men and are trying hard to redeem their Vagina. Please don't fall for the celibacy trick. It is a calculated ruse to deceive men) 


  • 2.Women who wear two underwears a day 2B. Please run from women with unshaved armpit.
  • 3. A Woman who has never committed an abortion 
  • 4. Women who don't snapchat during service 
  • 5. Women who don't use the hopeless 'Dog snapchat filter' 5B. Any woman who doesn't look exactly like her Social Media Pictures should be dumped immediately.
  • 6. A woman who doesn't own an IPhone (This is rare but a calculated strategy to spot a woman u can marry immediately)
  • 7. Send 40 DMs a week (Send the Messages don't be scared) 
  • 8. Any woman whose page is locked is not ready for marriage ( She is obviously hiding something)
  • 9. A woman who responds to DMs should be first on your list for consideration (It means she is looking for friendship)
  • 10. Stay away from Single ladies around Lekki Phase 1, Oando Filling Station Round about Lekki, Surulere, Imo State, Asokoro, Gwarinpa, Maitama and Wuse 2 Abuja. ( If you must date them please ask for their source of income, Lekki Phase 1 is the head quarters for Runs girls)
  • 11. Any woman who calls her self a Makeup artist should not be taken seriously. Everyone is a make up artist nowadays even my self @dokunolumofin ( Unserious women) The likes of Banke, Oshewa etc are renowned MUAs. They are Professionals not the self acclaimed MUAs. 
  • 13. Any woman who cannot go a year without a gift from you should be dumped immediately.
  • 14. A lady with hair net around the house and nasty dirty towel wrapped around her body like a village woman should be dropped instantly (we are in the 21st century for chrissake!)
  • 15. Women who use more than 1hour to make up should not be considered.
  • 16. Do not marry a woman who practises only Missionary style during sex (variety is the spice of life).
  • 17. My Top Recommended States with Best Wives (Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Anambra, Enugu, Ekiti, Kaduna, Adamawa, Calabar, Bayelsa, Katsina, Borno, Rivers, Edo, Akwa Ibom)

This is written by Dokun Olumofin.

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